You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
