he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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