what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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