You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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