I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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