i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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