Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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