Your tits are I can't wait for
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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