he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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