Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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