My underwear smells like fireworks.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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