At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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