i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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