Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
