I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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