I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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