He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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