There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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