he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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