I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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