return my video game
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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