I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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