im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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