i don't like sucking hair
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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