need another drink. this is the easiest way
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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