sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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