i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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