It's Friday. Sex?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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