i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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