So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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