I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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