Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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