Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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