There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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