Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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