when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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