She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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