Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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