Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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