Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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