I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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