at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well most of my day revolves around power hour
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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