Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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