Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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