She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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