Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
NoShamevember. You game?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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