party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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