yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Come share oat with me in your robe
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
