I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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