You just made me feel so damn special
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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