I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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