It's like God shit irony all over that family
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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