I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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