we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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