Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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